Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17338. | sourabh (datikas) | 72.72 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 17339. | Manan (mjp1271994) | 72.72 | 96% | 2017-03-29 |
| 17340. | Damian (samadhi) | 72.72 | 97% | 2011-10-24 |
| 17341. | Topan (toepoon) | 72.71 | 96% | 2018-06-09 |
| 17342. | Jin (veisz) | 72.71 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 17343. | Solomon (inquisitor) | 72.71 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 17344. | Nick (mundles) | 72.71 | 89% | 2013-09-20 |
| 17345. | wu (wult) | 72.70 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 17346. | Chris (pr1m3) | 72.69 | 93% | 2012-11-20 |
| 17347. | Ged (quirty890) | 72.69 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 17348. | Dogan (sharkty) | 72.69 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 17349. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 72.69 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 17350. | Vincent (cvinter) | 72.69 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 17351. | Yoav (yoav) | 72.69 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 17352. | Utsav (utsav2) | 72.69 | 90% | 2017-02-17 |
| 17353. | Denis (carvedseven) | 72.69 | 92% | 2016-12-07 |
| 17354. | Wesley (defender96) | 72.68 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
| 17355. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 72.68 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 17356. | ojsimp (ozzyostrich) | 72.68 | 98.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17357. | Will (quasiverse) | 72.68 | 94% | 2013-08-08 |
| 17358. | Alexander (alexanderchang) | 72.67 | 84% | 2015-02-15 |
| 17359. | Anhi (anhitran) | 72.67 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 17360. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 72.66 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 17361. | WriterQueen (writerqueen) | 72.66 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17362. | Luka (garicluka) | 72.66 | 95% | 2023-05-15 |
| 17363. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 72.66 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 17364. | Dilan (carnage2) | 72.66 | 94% | 2022-03-06 |
| 17365. | Squeak (oweozz) | 72.66 | 94.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 17366. | Jake (jakelaser) | 72.66 | 91% | 2012-09-12 |
| 17367. | sylo (syllogismos) | 72.66 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |