I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1729. | nypava (nypava) | 88.11 | 95.4% | 2025-03-30 |
| 1730. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 88.10 | 96.2% | 2023-12-26 |
| 1731. | Luke (lukejw99) | 88.09 | 97.9% | 2024-04-16 |
| 1732. | Kim (sunfern) | 88.07 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 1733. | LePako (lepako) | 88.04 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1734. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 88.04 | 97.3% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1735. | Dextro (dextroaim) | 88.03 | 96.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 1736. | Hannah (hannahcorona) | 88.02 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 1737. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 88.02 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
| 1738. | Neko (pippaola) | 88.01 | 97.9% | 2024-02-05 |
| 1739. | Nyfo (nyfouno) | 88.00 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1740. | Peter (habibp) | 87.98 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
| 1741. | 1 (desser2) | 87.97 | 96% | 2024-06-21 |
| 1742. | _Atomic*Heartz_ (lewis213) | 87.95 | 96% | 2024-04-26 |
| 1743. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 87.95 | 98.3% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1744. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 87.93 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
| 1745. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 87.91 | 95% | 2024-02-17 |
| 1746. | ImKronoss (im_kronoss) | 87.89 | 96% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1747. | Heyhou (david73) | 87.87 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1748. | Abizer (abizern) | 87.85 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1749. | gixxer (somewhat_noob) | 87.84 | 98% | 2024-03-02 |
| 1750. | takutaku (solana4149) | 87.84 | 95.6% | 2025-01-01 |
| 1751. | defski (bonkaholic) | 87.84 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1752. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 87.83 | 97.6% | 2024-04-05 |
| 1753. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 87.83 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 1754. | Susan (mobilesuzie) | 87.82 | 98% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1755. | Kevin (lugardo) | 87.79 | 98.1% | 2024-08-27 |
| 1756. | Nohin (nohin) | 87.78 | 97.3% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1757. | øracle (typingmaniac123456... | 87.77 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1758. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 87.77 | 95.5% | 2023-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |