And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22446. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 74.66 | 96% | 2016-08-11 |
| 22447. | mitul (mitulrokz) | 74.66 | 91% | 2011-06-08 |
| 22448. | Safir (sapphire96) | 74.65 | 94% | 2015-10-06 |
| 22449. | Dale (typewritist11) | 74.65 | 97.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 22450. | sigit (licardi) | 74.64 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 22451. | poobastank (poobastank) | 74.64 | 94% | 2022-09-19 |
| 22452. | Guest (stay8899) | 74.64 | 96% | 2013-11-07 |
| 22453. | Caleb (angstrovert) | 74.64 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 22454. | sxetikos (sxetikos) | 74.64 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 22455. | Quelfury (quelfury) | 74.63 | 89% | 2015-03-19 |
| 22456. | the one (qaisianas) | 74.63 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 22457. | nanashi (greenjohnny135) | 74.63 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 22458. | Jeremy (ryusaki626) | 74.63 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 22459. | Ali (murad_shah) | 74.63 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 22460. | McKee (mckee) | 74.63 | 92% | 2015-10-21 |
| 22461. | anthony (incantations) | 74.63 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 22462. | Cotie (dommthedon) | 74.62 | 91% | 2016-03-27 |
| 22463. | Karl Petter (trebua) | 74.62 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 22464. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 74.62 | 95.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 22465. | Jacob (flemdog) | 74.62 | 100% | 2022-12-21 |
| 22466. | Sandesh (labradoodle) | 74.62 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 22467. | Marvin (malvolio) | 74.62 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 22468. | contrarotulator (contrarotu... | 74.62 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
| 22469. | Bao (xbaotha) | 74.62 | 99% | 2017-09-14 |
| 22470. | jocha (jaja123456) | 74.62 | 99% | 2019-05-17 |
| 22471. | Marius (mariusnj) | 74.62 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 22472. | Vojtěch (hudvoj) | 74.62 | 95% | 2016-06-05 |
| 22473. | Tommy (tommyscott) | 74.62 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 22474. | cherry (cherryyuk) | 74.62 | 97% | 2011-10-20 |
| 22475. | Scarecrow (ahb_arif) | 74.61 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |