I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24301. | Michael (landicho29) | 46.23 | 91% | 2017-01-19 |
| 24302. | Sumner Smith (smithtwin4win) | 46.21 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 24303. | Andrew JK Brown (droid2) | 46.21 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 24304. | Asmita (asmita_comp) | 46.21 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 24305. | fastzinziver (fastzinziver) | 46.21 | 94% | 2019-04-23 |
| 24306. | Yoda (yodaukr) | 46.20 | 93% | 2022-06-07 |
| 24307. | Gilang (gilanggntng) | 46.19 | 93% | 2021-08-03 |
| 24308. | gcdashsj (gcdashsj) | 46.19 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 24309. | Khurram (khurrammanzoor) | 46.19 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 24310. | Zaptronic (zaptronic) | 46.18 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
| 24311. | mohammed masud (mausd_hossain) | 46.17 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
| 24312. | Alan (alanmv01) | 46.16 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
| 24313. | david (aglizzygoblin) | 46.16 | 93% | 2021-03-09 |
| 24314. | Muids (muids) | 46.15 | 95.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 24315. | BOTbkchod (bot_bakchod) | 46.15 | 94% | 2021-06-12 |
| 24316. | yousra (yousra234) | 46.15 | 98% | 2017-05-23 |
| 24317. | Jack (jackers_) | 46.14 | 95% | 2019-12-17 |
| 24318. | Alex (ceii) | 46.14 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 24319. | Maher (maherersur) | 46.14 | 94% | 2019-02-07 |
| 24320. | bosh601 (boshcodes601) | 46.13 | 92% | 2023-08-31 |
| 24321. | Dnyanendra (danyk_16) | 46.13 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 24322. | Stephen (korankye) | 46.12 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 24323. | Fábio (vallkorion) | 46.12 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 24324. | Forrest (tigerfpm) | 46.12 | 93% | 2018-12-04 |
| 24325. | Yellow (gracet_b) | 46.12 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 24326. | Nadun (nadunys) | 46.11 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 24327. | ahn2009 (ahn2009) | 46.11 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
| 24328. | Sandy (nerdturtle) | 46.11 | 96% | 2017-05-17 |
| 24329. | Brynden Rivers (brynden_riv... | 46.10 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 24330. | Saif (saifulhamid) | 46.09 | 92% | 2023-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |