All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11577. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 79.04 | 95.6% | 2023-09-11 |
| 11578. | Michael (michaelwave) | 79.04 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 11579. | Garrett (pageburrito) | 79.04 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 11580. | Kasey (kasebear) | 79.04 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 11581. | Curo (curo) | 79.03 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 11582. | Still Learning (simple1234) | 79.03 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 11583. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 79.03 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 11584. | Joe (josephjnatale) | 79.01 | 96% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11585. | always_choking (leadmen4y) | 79.01 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 11586. | Wojciech (wpietron) | 79.01 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 11587. | Marcos (marcosjlr) | 79.01 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 11588. | Miles (brownedsugar) | 79.00 | 97% | 2024-12-13 |
| 11589. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 79.00 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 11590. | Jenwich (jenwich) | 79.00 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 11591. | you touch my (xdidox) | 79.00 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 11592. | Freedom (employ) | 79.00 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11593. | Anthony (andrithir) | 78.99 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11594. | 😡😡😡 (cefjoeii) | 78.99 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
| 11595. | sk (skfoo88) | 78.99 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 11596. | john (maxbeater) | 78.99 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 11597. | Jason (uoser) | 78.98 | 95.2% | 2025-02-12 |
| 11598. | FREE PALESTINE (_potatodude_) | 78.98 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 11599. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 78.98 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11600. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 78.98 | 98% | 2017-10-08 |
| 11601. | Sreedev (finetard) | 78.97 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 11602. | John (jucci16) | 78.97 | 96.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 11603. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 78.97 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 11604. | Duck (duckduckwhale) | 78.97 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 11605. | dvorak :) (lauta70) | 78.96 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 11606. | tstats[wickedglory] (wicked... | 78.95 | 95% | 2022-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |