So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30363. | Thug (sakshyam_d_goat) | 52.42 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 30364. | ludwigg (froggg) | 52.42 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 30365. | Rinalds (daimonds3) | 52.42 | 90% | 2014-06-30 |
| 30366. | visaruth (chodd) | 52.42 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 30367. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 52.41 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 30368. | cat (fanyseuls) | 52.41 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 30369. | MbahLatip (paijolatip) | 52.41 | 92% | 2013-10-26 |
| 30370. | Nick (nick79) | 52.40 | 96% | 2012-08-20 |
| 30371. | Uways (uways) | 52.40 | 86% | 2014-10-23 |
| 30372. | idontflinch (mistergold) | 52.40 | 94% | 2021-05-14 |
| 30373. | King (dykflint) | 52.40 | 89% | 2015-09-14 |
| 30374. | Chriscent (kishon_shrills) | 52.40 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 30375. | James (lebron_james23) | 52.40 | 92% | 2016-04-21 |
| 30376. | steve (nikatrel) | 52.40 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 30377. | Moiz (darkiee) | 52.40 | 94% | 2014-06-20 |
| 30378. | nadine (candice12) | 52.40 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 30379. | Aditya (aditrere26) | 52.39 | 97.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 30380. | Norf (black_norfolk) | 52.39 | 95.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| 30381. | Bryan (rayan478) | 52.39 | 89% | 2013-03-21 |
| 30382. | huijin (vanistelroooooooy) | 52.39 | 93% | 2016-06-14 |
| 30383. | SUNIL (sunilkumar1095) | 52.39 | 92% | 2015-02-04 |
| 30384. | RaeLoni (raeloonietoon) | 52.39 | 92% | 2012-02-28 |
| 30385. | Chiquillo (chiquillo) | 52.39 | 95% | 2012-11-18 |
| 30386. | c (cdavid010111) | 52.39 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 30387. | John (speed_falcon) | 52.38 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 30388. | Freely (freely) | 52.38 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 30389. | ocean (oceanserpent) | 52.38 | 98% | 2012-09-06 |
| 30390. | Igor (iligor) | 52.38 | 97% | 2013-07-31 |
| 30391. | Benyamna (bn_mouad) | 52.38 | 90% | 2016-03-17 |
| 30392. | nels (jungkookie11) | 52.37 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |