Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4526. | John (juan_b0ss) | 64.71 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 4527. | . (hanthedude) | 64.71 | 94% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4528. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 64.70 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
| 4529. | Erick (smittywerben) | 64.69 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4530. | KingSabo (kingsabo) | 64.68 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4531. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 64.67 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 4532. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 64.67 | 95% | 2018-01-22 |
| 4533. | Josh (joshydahm) | 64.65 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 4534. | 🎃 (igorslow) | 64.65 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4535. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 64.63 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 4536. | Lizard (ebond) | 64.60 | 95% | 2018-12-15 |
| 4537. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 64.59 | 94% | 2020-04-22 |
| 4538. | Rohan (ashavijaysukne) | 64.58 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 4539. | Dustin (dusitnj) | 64.58 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 4540. | Jerry (itzjerry02) | 64.58 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 4541. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 64.58 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 4542. | Centurion (ccenturionnmc) | 64.57 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4543. | James (demfeels) | 64.57 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 4544. | GV (gaurav.lakra@gmail.com) | 64.55 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 4545. | jilstrom (jilstrom) | 64.54 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4546. | Jeggett (jeggett) | 64.54 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4547. | Amrut (nanibot) | 64.54 | 95% | 2017-08-12 |
| 4548. | Adam (adamanz) | 64.51 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 4549. | Sam (certifieddoc) | 64.50 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 4550. | anil (anilkr1495) | 64.50 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
| 4551. | Paul (paukars) | 64.49 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 4552. | ResidentSleeper (riggedorama) | 64.48 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 4553. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 64.48 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4554. | LaBron (labron2310) | 64.45 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4555. | David (davidrecinos41) | 64.45 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |