I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4381. | Jonathan (hyperus) | 101.90 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4382. | Madcat (madcat123) | 101.90 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 4383. | lews~ (lews) | 101.90 | 93% | 2015-09-24 |
| 4384. | Akribane (aaakribane131) | 101.89 | 98% | 2024-05-01 |
| 4385. | Victor (rseonp) | 101.89 | 97% | 2015-05-31 |
| 4386. | CZ (derpiestme) | 101.89 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 4387. | Thomas (tdai698) | 101.89 | 95% | 2015-05-03 |
| 4388. | Jordan (madjesty) | 101.88 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
| 4389. | ponky (ponky) | 101.88 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 4390. | 鐘駱凱 (iakoul) | 101.88 | 97% | 2015-07-25 |
| 4391. | Tyler (exilereject) | 101.88 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 4392. | James (reconsnipes) | 101.88 | 95% | 2016-09-11 |
| 4393. | Trevor (uoftrevor) | 101.87 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 4394. | Ramiei (elli_y) | 101.87 | 98.5% | 2024-02-15 |
| 4395. | Christian (chrillzen) | 101.87 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 4396. | DiscoOrc (discoorc) | 101.87 | 89% | 2016-07-06 |
| 4397. | ccnc (cc_n_c) | 101.86 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 4398. | voon (yvonnie) | 101.86 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 4399. | Shimmering (shimmeringdroplet) | 101.85 | 95.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 4400. | san_ (san__) | 101.84 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 4401. | William (willhyt) | 101.84 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4402. | Mr. (dyldodyldo) | 101.83 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 4403. | kavin (guroux) | 101.83 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
| 4404. | Jordi (gorlok) | 101.83 | 97% | 2016-03-06 |
| 4405. | Frank (frankxu) | 101.83 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 4406. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 101.82 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 4407. | DudaWamoFexburtze (neelazvi... | 101.81 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 4408. | Patrick (relct) | 101.81 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
| 4409. | Gert (gertoperto) | 101.81 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4410. | BetSin (betsin) | 101.80 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |