As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8287. | Jet (lightshade) | 88.23 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8288. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 88.23 | 98% | 2016-06-15 |
| 8289. | nice (vastro_lorde) | 88.22 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 8290. | Ayame (zedphy) | 88.22 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 8291. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 88.22 | 99% | 2023-07-10 |
| 8292. | randy (lordocoo) | 88.22 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 8293. | ЭXcessıvϵ (juice43) | 88.22 | 91% | 2015-11-04 |
| 8294. | Neal (cynicalone) | 88.21 | 93% | 2015-10-13 |
| 8295. | bonsii (jorhlo) | 88.21 | 98% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8296. | waterhan (waterhan) | 88.20 | 97.8% | 2024-11-05 |
| 8297. | Lisa (mauid2015) | 88.20 | 98% | 2015-12-01 |
| 8298. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 88.20 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
| 8299. | Chicony osu! (leva_russian) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 8300. | (shaun022) | 88.19 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8301. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 88.19 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 8302. | William (williamusa) | 88.19 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
| 8303. | Connor (cbec32) | 88.18 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 8304. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 88.18 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 8305. | Varauk (varauk) | 88.18 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 8306. | Nick (neepwithin) | 88.17 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 8307. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 88.17 | 99% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8308. | Awais (awais_660) | 88.17 | 97% | 2024-12-11 |
| 8309. | imtdk (imtdk) | 88.17 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 8310. | Yerring (secretswimmer1) | 88.17 | 93% | 2015-05-09 |
| 8311. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 88.17 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 8312. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 88.17 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8313. | Helen (mtssh4k) | 88.16 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 8314. | ajafov98 (ajafov98) | 88.16 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8315. | Ahmed Yasir (ahmedyasir) | 88.15 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 8316. | Shay (shaykarni) | 88.15 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |