As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19266. | internet explorer (lohleona... | 61.08 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
19267. | BQ (bayanda) | 61.07 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
19268. | Holi Deka (holi_deka) | 61.07 | 98% | 2016-10-24 |
19269. | Atharva (mythvi) | 61.06 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
19270. | Marko (markidane) | 61.06 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
19271. | Boris (dalboris) | 61.06 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
19272. | Capit (capit) | 61.05 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
19273. | 0 (studdab) | 61.05 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
19274. | Thien (thienvv89) | 61.05 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
19275. | echobat88 (echobat88) | 61.05 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
19276. | orthohalmak (orthohalmak) | 61.05 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
19277. | TheFantasticBoy (yousseftaman) | 61.04 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
19278. | Connor (connoc) | 61.04 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
19279. | Jan (jan3112) | 61.04 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
19280. | RobertDeMilho (robertdm) | 61.04 | 94% | 2021-04-09 |
19281. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 61.04 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
19282. | Ru (unluckyduck) | 61.03 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
19283. | MrBusiness (leboii) | 61.03 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
19284. | Caxix (caxix) | 61.03 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
19285. | ChasingX (xinghom) | 61.02 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
19286. | Diamond (dia_mond) | 61.02 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
19287. | Alex (sanya123) | 61.02 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
19288. | mong (el_tecla) | 61.01 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
19289. | Lakshay Bhatia (lakshay143) | 61.01 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
19290. | Kenneth (blakman) | 61.01 | 89% | 2015-05-05 |
19291. | sam (samtheguy10) | 61.00 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
19292. | Kelvinhbo (kelvinhbo) | 61.00 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
19293. | ABM (abm150) | 61.00 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
19294. | a6uxa4 (a6uxa4) | 61.00 | 95% | 2023-08-17 |
19295. | Lachlan (_hammer_) | 60.99 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |