I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4696. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 99.79 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4697. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 99.79 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 4698. | jacekpoz (jacekpoz) | 99.78 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 4699. | paradoxx7 (yesman7) | 99.78 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 4700. | simon (i_am_simon) | 99.78 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 4701. | 👻 (james7890) | 99.78 | 98% | 2025-10-08 |
| 4702. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 99.75 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 4703. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 99.75 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 4704. | ArchonToast (arch_types) | 99.74 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 4705. | Tull (torfindel) | 99.73 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 4706. | what (what_what_what) | 99.73 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 4707. | ThatCoolCoder (thatcoolcoder) | 99.73 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 4708. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 99.72 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
| 4709. | Puri (narthar) | 99.72 | 95.6% | 2023-08-29 |
| 4710. | Ed (unknownalias) | 99.72 | 96% | 2025-07-13 |
| 4711. | Doug (dougberry) | 99.72 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 4712. | da (causenetsofv) | 99.71 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 4713. | Fredrik (fredrikvorpenes) | 99.71 | 98% | 2025-10-09 |
| 4714. | Lyle (zacuke) | 99.71 | 98.3% | 2023-09-17 |
| 4715. | Ucelote (ucelote) | 99.71 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 4716. | malew (jpen369) | 99.70 | 95.2% | 2024-01-29 |
| 4717. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 99.69 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| 4718. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 99.69 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 4719. | (dragusprime) | 99.69 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 4720. | butterfingers (butterfinger... | 99.69 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 4721. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 99.69 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 4722. | Jaris (xersai) | 99.68 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 4723. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 99.67 | 99% | 2020-07-20 |
| 4724. | Luc (thelemmings) | 99.67 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 4725. | Eric (callmeta) | 99.66 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |