I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 535. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 113.71 | 97.9% | 2025-01-22 |
| 536. | ppun (ppun) | 113.71 | 97% | 2025-08-31 |
| 537. | zzz (trapjuggfinesse) | 113.70 | 96.5% | 2024-12-20 |
| 538. | (jasimk) | 113.64 | 96.8% | 2023-12-24 |
| 539. | ZY (godchou22) | 113.58 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 540. | chopsticksss_split (chopsti... | 113.57 | 98.2% | 2024-09-10 |
| 541. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 113.55 | 98.4% | 2024-03-18 |
| 542. | JahJi (jahji) | 113.52 | 97.7% | 2024-08-18 |
| 543. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 113.51 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 544. | Luke (lukell) | 113.49 | 98% | 2024-12-22 |
| 545. | Joshua (quafierty) | 113.48 | 97.1% | 2025-01-29 |
| 546. | amar (amar_battulga) | 113.44 | 98% | 2025-01-15 |
| 547. | + (doublestab) | 113.34 | 97.5% | 2024-03-13 |
| 548. | loois (gorgontes) | 113.26 | 99% | 2024-07-14 |
| 549. | asj (asj_benc) | 113.23 | 97.5% | 2023-06-09 |
| 550. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 113.21 | 98.9% | 2024-09-19 |
| 551. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 113.17 | 97% | 2025-02-17 |
| 552. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 113.12 | 98% | 2025-08-18 |
| 553. | MonyTheG (maherttv) | 113.09 | 97.8% | 2024-11-10 |
| 554. | TALLADEGA (manicc) | 113.05 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 555. | Bradon (safij) | 113.04 | 96.8% | 2025-02-08 |
| 556. | 11 figure squad $$$ 160iq n... | 113.03 | 95% | 2024-12-01 |
| 557. | Ryowo (ryowo99) | 113.03 | 97% | 2024-08-01 |
| 558. | Jake (ashborn32_s) | 113.00 | 97% | 2024-01-08 |
| 559. | dloezz (dloezz) | 112.95 | 96.9% | 2024-07-16 |
| 560. | M (nazarene7) | 112.95 | 98.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 561. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 112.93 | 98.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 562. | arigrate (mercury80) | 112.89 | 98.3% | 2024-04-15 |
| 563. | pwned (16wpm) | 112.87 | 98.3% | 2025-03-12 |
| 564. | こお (koo_ty) | 112.85 | 97.3% | 2024-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |