As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9916. | Macguir (macguir) | 83.21 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9917. | chette (erichette) | 83.21 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 9918. | Tong (tongvu) | 83.21 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9919. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 83.21 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
| 9920. | Shroudy (senthasiddu) | 83.21 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 9921. | Fieldy (fieldy) | 83.20 | 89% | 2016-12-02 |
| 9922. | Miles (hauskaz) | 83.20 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 9923. | Galatia (xisnyang) | 83.20 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 9924. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 83.20 | 96% | 2016-09-27 |
| 9925. | Tengkleng (tengkleng) | 83.19 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9926. | Ygor (migore) | 83.19 | 97% | 2015-06-08 |
| 9927. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 83.19 | 96% | 2016-03-04 |
| 9928. | wanda (candrino) | 83.18 | 98% | 2025-03-01 |
| 9929. | bryan (forzemi) | 83.18 | 95% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9930. | JY (jy82828) | 83.17 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9931. | ariel (borginer) | 83.17 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 9932. | Annie (annievalentinekuo) | 83.16 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9933. | cassandra (cassandroid) | 83.16 | 97% | 2015-11-05 |
| 9934. | Garvit (noneed123) | 83.16 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9935. | Hsl (hsl5047) | 83.16 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 9936. | punit (thakelatyper) | 83.16 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9937. | Moon (albertasdude) | 83.15 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 9938. | Franco (rubikute) | 83.15 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9939. | mrklein (mrklein) | 83.15 | 98% | 2020-04-07 |
| 9940. | Warren (thewarreng) | 83.15 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 9941. | BiggieFast (biggie_fast) | 83.14 | 98% | 2024-06-10 |
| 9942. | j (wralo) | 83.14 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 9943. | Racho (xracho) | 83.14 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9944. | Bim (lazarbim) | 83.14 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9945. | Bruno (bm_bruno) | 83.14 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |