Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4394. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 65.66 | 97% | 2017-10-14 |
| 4395. | Heerah (heerah) | 65.66 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
| 4396. | Adarsha (adarshap) | 65.63 | 96% | 2018-12-29 |
| 4397. | Max (elsancho5) | 65.61 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| 4398. | superwin (superwin) | 65.60 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4399. | Nel (grizzacheese) | 65.59 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4400. | mursh (mursh) | 65.58 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 4401. | Daniel (aussiegrillgamr) | 65.57 | 94% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4402. | Olivia (the_ok) | 65.57 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 4403. | Skai (skaithecat) | 65.57 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 4404. | Me (orangejews) | 65.56 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4405. | idell (notidell) | 65.56 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 4406. | Rizki (rizki_ananda) | 65.56 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 4407. | UReal (chc39615) | 65.56 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 4408. | Laviynia (laviynia) | 65.55 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 4409. | Hugh (hugh_mungus_) | 65.55 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 4410. | Otatop (unterepere) | 65.52 | 96% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4411. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 65.52 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
| 4412. | Eugenio (eugenioleal) | 65.51 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 4413. | Ajay (ajaysub110) | 65.51 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4414. | ccc (ahmadxsamer) | 65.51 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 4415. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 65.50 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4416. | Hannan (hazinudin) | 65.50 | 95% | 2017-10-29 |
| 4417. | snelens (lexylexington) | 65.49 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4418. | Giffy (giffy04) | 65.48 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4419. | Sakil_BD (sakil_bdd) | 65.48 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 4420. | Jeferson (aajjbb) | 65.48 | 94% | 2018-02-06 |
| 4421. | Matt (dazzles98) | 65.48 | 93% | 2018-04-28 |
| 4422. | Steven (qwertyswervy) | 65.47 | 94% | 2018-06-01 |
| 4423. | Chris (youarevalid) | 65.46 | 95% | 2018-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |