So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18613. | gustaf (guggeo) | 70.67 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 18614. | Mahedi (12362) | 70.67 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 18615. | Lokesh (l0ki010) | 70.67 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| 18616. | Dushyanth (dush1990) | 70.67 | 96% | 2012-06-13 |
| 18617. | Tyler (mrhippotomo) | 70.66 | 92% | 2016-12-04 |
| 18618. | Rider (typerrider) | 70.66 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 18619. | Barrack (barack_hussein_oba... | 70.66 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 18620. | Azubi (azubi) | 70.66 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 18621. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 70.66 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 18622. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 70.66 | 93% | 2019-05-10 |
| 18623. | Navid (shotcalller9) | 70.66 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 18624. | Jon (gorgly) | 70.66 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 18625. | Daniel (danonymous) | 70.66 | 94% | 2014-11-06 |
| 18626. | Sandi (rzaring) | 70.66 | 91% | 2012-07-16 |
| 18627. | PUBALO (pubalo_) | 70.66 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 18628. | @dio.tiberius (jonez52) | 70.66 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 18629. | geo (geogeo120) | 70.65 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 18630. | Michael (mikeydabous) | 70.65 | 94% | 2022-07-15 |
| 18631. | Hai (ttkh_40) | 70.65 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 18632. | Daniel (sedan) | 70.65 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 18633. | René (rene_) | 70.65 | 95% | 2012-12-06 |
| 18634. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 70.65 | 98% | 2014-10-17 |
| 18635. | Adam (iamthe1) | 70.64 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 18636. | Shahbaz (thisisshahbazsb) | 70.64 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 18637. | bau5 (duz108) | 70.64 | 94% | 2012-04-20 |
| 18638. | Neutz (neutr0n) | 70.64 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
| 18639. | discbox_colemak (discbox_co... | 70.64 | 94% | 2013-01-13 |
| 18640. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 70.64 | 91% | 2016-02-05 |
| 18641. | Retr0 (retr0327) | 70.63 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 18642. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 70.63 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |