The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13240. | Veduv (jigachad) | 82.92 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 13241. | Tsar (tsarvalkyr) | 82.92 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 13242. | marker (voltmeter) | 82.91 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 13243. | Andreas (losmy) | 82.91 | 94% | 2014-05-23 |
| 13244. | Brian (jyjieng11) | 82.91 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 13245. | Will (bouncy) | 82.91 | 95% | 2016-08-07 |
| 13246. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 82.91 | 98% | 2016-06-15 |
| 13247. | James (shadowjcw) | 82.90 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 13248. | Shivam (_mangla) | 82.90 | 95% | 2016-06-12 |
| 13249. | Jo (kazekidou) | 82.90 | 100% | 2012-12-11 |
| 13250. | ohayou (ohayou) | 82.90 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| 13251. | kammy (kammycat) | 82.90 | 96% | 2011-08-17 |
| 13252. | Tao (litao91) | 82.89 | 97% | 2014-04-29 |
| 13253. | Madi (madsssss) | 82.89 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 13254. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 82.89 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 13255. | Sujithraj (sujithr) | 82.89 | 99% | 2011-08-27 |
| 13256. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 82.88 | 90% | 2017-02-16 |
| 13257. | Khulugjin (aceno) | 82.88 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13258. | Hejie (hejie023) | 82.88 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 13259. | gvne (gvne) | 82.87 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 13260. | Fae (faesei) | 82.87 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 13261. | Good Enough Club (typeaholic) | 82.87 | 90% | 2014-07-19 |
| 13262. | Molly (mtm09386) | 82.87 | 96% | 2013-09-23 |
| 13263. | ♫♪Luiz Santos♣ (vaninho) | 82.87 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 13264. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 82.86 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13265. | Teemop (teemop) | 82.86 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 13266. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 82.86 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 13267. | FreeBuild (freebuild) | 82.86 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13268. | Vikki (vinka) | 82.86 | 94% | 2012-03-17 |
| 13269. | DaCaN (dacan) | 82.85 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |