As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19484. | tstats[speedo]speedo (the_n... | 60.59 | 95.8% | 2023-11-02 |
19485. | Nuk (soulquiz) | 60.59 | 92% | 2015-08-17 |
19486. | Nicholas (nick68) | 60.59 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
19487. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 60.59 | 90% | 2016-08-17 |
19488. | Yef (yef_2666) | 60.58 | 95% | 2023-08-01 |
19489. | riddermark (riddermark) | 60.57 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
19490. | Ann (annjenbee) | 60.57 | 97.2% | 2021-01-27 |
19491. | Mithun (mithu16_2001) | 60.57 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
19492. | Adam (scud_buster) | 60.57 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
19493. | Ultraboy (adadxsg) | 60.57 | 88% | 2015-11-01 |
19494. | Brian Carlo (brian0309) | 60.56 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
19495. | Jack (jreynolds10) | 60.56 | 96.9% | 2021-01-30 |
19496. | Abel (abeltjq) | 60.55 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
19497. | Jerry (locthanh0207) | 60.55 | 95.4% | 2021-02-22 |
19498. | g (egem) | 60.55 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
19499. | Johan (joennelito) | 60.55 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
19500. | Matthew (mmongillo) | 60.54 | 99% | 2023-01-06 |
19501. | Carl (carl_js) | 60.54 | 94% | 2021-01-07 |
19502. | sasja (sasja) | 60.53 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
19503. | LEE (jahongs) | 60.53 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
19504. | cathy (cathyyyyy) | 60.52 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
19505. | Arūnas (smala) | 60.52 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
19506. | Vítor (snaut) | 60.52 | 93% | 2023-01-15 |
19507. | Yugank (tupeng_mastir) | 60.52 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
19508. | Yevhen (yevhen) | 60.52 | 98% | 2015-10-30 |
19509. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 60.51 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
19510. | Rabi (rabiulislam9) | 60.51 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
19511. | Nathaniel (khoi246810) | 60.51 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
19512. | Wayne (mcdonawa) | 60.51 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
19513. | Rasmus (rasmusmorgen) | 60.51 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |