So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22656. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 64.39 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
| 22657. | ASAP LiL Fat Chalsy (chalscc) | 64.39 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 22658. | Sophia (sophiatortilla) | 64.39 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 22659. | Jaxon (baenayeon) | 64.38 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 22660. | xiagox (xiagox) | 64.38 | 97% | 2011-12-04 |
| 22661. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 64.38 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 22662. | lisa (little_bee) | 64.38 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 22663. | thilidor (iceman8080) | 64.38 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
| 22664. | Etoragon (etoragon) | 64.37 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 22665. | Kek_LordDvorak (kek_lorddvo... | 64.37 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 22666. | Jacob (pjacobh) | 64.37 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 22667. | Ramil (ramilamparo) | 64.37 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 22668. | Lob (st2016) | 64.37 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
| 22669. | Denis (1nadequacy) | 64.37 | 95% | 2016-04-19 |
| 22670. | Mikhael (kupukupu) | 64.36 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 22671. | A (letham) | 64.36 | 94% | 2013-01-07 |
| 22672. | Nazrul (mnnazrul) | 64.35 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 22673. | josh (opticalshadow) | 64.35 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 22674. | Shayna (i_scorpio) | 64.35 | 95% | 2014-04-08 |
| 22675. | Kristyl (careless_thunder) | 64.35 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 22676. | Ronnie (venomrdr) | 64.34 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 22677. | harey (harey18) | 64.34 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
| 22678. | John (j2469) | 64.34 | 97.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22679. | Neil (spiritup) | 64.34 | 93% | 2014-04-24 |
| 22680. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 64.34 | 96% | 2015-07-23 |
| 22681. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 64.34 | 91% | 2016-04-24 |
| 22682. | Anas Afinaz Aidil (anasisti... | 64.33 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 22683. | Hanif (fivess) | 64.33 | 94% | 2020-10-13 |
| 22684. | Jakis (polishboy12221) | 64.33 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 22685. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 64.33 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |