And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10714. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 96.41 | 99% | 2016-07-10 |
| 10715. | fletcher (camlukfle19) | 96.41 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 10716. | thompson (snowpeopld) | 96.41 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 10717. | Paul (jocknetstone) | 96.40 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
| 10718. | Pin (chessmani) | 96.40 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 10719. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 96.40 | 94% | 2015-12-14 |
| 10720. | l (lk128) | 96.40 | 99% | 2014-12-18 |
| 10721. | perdillo (perdillo) | 96.40 | 98% | 2014-02-04 |
| 10722. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 96.39 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 10723. | Sia (siadymensia) | 96.39 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 10724. | Michael (mlyeager) | 96.39 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 10725. | blue (bluedragon_) | 96.39 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 10726. | Aventus (aventus) | 96.38 | 91% | 2015-08-03 |
| 10727. | Gnetyx (gnetyx) | 96.38 | 100% | 2021-01-10 |
| 10728. | Michael (mercury28) | 96.38 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10729. | Lucas (lyxell95) | 96.38 | 97% | 2014-07-31 |
| 10730. | Adnan (adnan11) | 96.37 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 10731. | a (tinle1307) | 96.37 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 10732. | Jacob (captain3xtreme) | 96.37 | 96% | 2013-07-27 |
| 10733. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 96.37 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 10734. | kalski (kalski) | 96.37 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 10735. | Dv (fabmdv) | 96.36 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 10736. | Brian (taters613) | 96.36 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10737. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 96.36 | 99% | 2022-09-14 |
| 10738. | lunamal (lunamal) | 96.36 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 10739. | Andrei (pointless) | 96.36 | 94% | 2013-07-10 |
| 10740. | Jeanluc (batterydc) | 96.35 | 88% | 2012-09-15 |
| 10741. | Joshua (vot1_bear) | 96.35 | 97% | 2014-01-10 |
| 10742. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 96.35 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 10743. | Matthias (reiwok) | 96.35 | 98% | 2014-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |