Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 908. | michelle (mkahue) | 94.53 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 909. | Evan (falterego) | 94.48 | 99% | 2019-03-26 |
| 910. | Plato (observer_02) | 94.46 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 911. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 94.44 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 912. | Emilian (synnek1337) | 94.42 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 913. | Leah-Kate (sigma_phi_delta) | 94.40 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 914. | sarah (sabuwand) | 94.39 | 99% | 2019-11-26 |
| 915. | Yao (yaoyaoyao) | 94.34 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 916. | 65best (dunneljir) | 94.32 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 917. | Harts (hartsrock) | 94.31 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 918. | Dean (super6plx) | 94.28 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 919. | Ben (theyaccount) | 94.26 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 920. | Cosmic (aji3) | 94.26 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 921. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 94.26 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 922. | jee (jeelimm) | 94.21 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 923. | TeJaun (presteej) | 94.13 | 98% | 2019-07-27 |
| 924. | s. (capslooock) | 94.12 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 925. | noi (pouffles) | 94.11 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 926. | Kevin (whatsyourtype) | 94.06 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 927. | framespersecond (indires) | 94.04 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| 928. | coco (fatherless) | 94.02 | 99% | 2020-09-16 |
| 929. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 93.99 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 930. | Barney (thebarnacletb) | 93.95 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 931. | Andy (philivox) | 93.95 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 932. | Sabey (thesabe) | 93.94 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 933. | Stanley (kerido) | 93.93 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 934. | S = klnW (sklnw) | 93.92 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 935. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 93.91 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 936. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 93.90 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 937. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 93.90 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |