It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 792. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 98.01 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 793. | Ted (xted) | 98.00 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 794. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 97.95 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 795. | tstats[siriusvega] (siriusv... | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 796. | bob (absowute) | 97.89 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 797. | Brian (brian805) | 97.88 | 99% | 2017-10-03 |
| 798. | Strife (strife93) | 97.88 | 99% | 2018-11-26 |
| 799. | Peter (meffisto420) | 97.88 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 800. | Square (squareslice) | 97.82 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 801. | Ignacio (zafren) | 97.81 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 802. | Ethan (zeroch) | 97.81 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 803. | Mark (msg0192) | 97.81 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 804. | headtr1p (headtr1p) | 97.76 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 805. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 97.75 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 806. | trmpCmpgnWasSurveiled (1bit... | 97.73 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 807. | sherimori (sherimori) | 97.69 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 808. | 🤗💩 (crazyslooow) | 97.64 | 99% | 2019-05-22 |
| 809. | s. (capslooock) | 97.64 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 810. | Grigor (grigor) | 97.63 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
| 811. | N (nitruo) | 97.63 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 812. | Ola (lolthatsme) | 97.61 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 813. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 97.57 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 814. | Axton (recklessxd) | 97.54 | 98% | 2018-01-09 |
| 815. | Adrien (khadum) | 97.52 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 816. | Kyle (kryllex) | 97.51 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 817. | Frank (frankxu) | 97.51 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 818. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 97.51 | 99% | 2019-06-25 |
| 819. | Andrew (mcentag) | 97.46 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 820. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 97.44 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 821. | Theda (thedacuiqylk) | 97.43 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |