Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 902. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 96.54 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 903. | Quick Fingers 69 (quickfing... | 96.44 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 904. | William (wilrob2) | 96.42 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 905. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 96.42 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 906. | Adam (heyyitsadam) | 96.40 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 907. | pee (peethedestroyer) | 96.38 | 99% | 2019-10-31 |
| 908. | Ethan (ebeanz) | 96.37 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 909. | chiba (chibabijo) | 96.36 | 95% | 2017-11-26 |
| 910. | decky (decky9999) | 96.35 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 911. | Alex (aqin24) | 96.35 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 912. | Cletus (feedmedope) | 96.34 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 913. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 96.31 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 914. | Spamling (ninjerk) | 96.30 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 915. | (mike444) | 96.27 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 916. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 96.25 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 917. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 96.24 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 918. | s. (capslooock) | 96.15 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
| 919. | Benjamin (bennyvc) | 96.15 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| 920. | Xerxony (xerxony) | 96.14 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 921. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 96.11 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 922. | Lucas (helmutzemo) | 96.08 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 923. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 96.06 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 924. | jin (derpyve) | 96.06 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 925. | Turbo (turbo_typist) | 96.06 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 926. | Finch (ficxjo) | 96.05 | 97% | 2020-01-05 |
| 927. | Ronald (primarch) | 96.02 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
| 928. | Liam (backflip9) | 96.01 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 929. | Alex (eagles1106) | 95.98 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 930. | Susan (pfpigs) | 95.97 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 931. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 95.96 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |