The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10882. | yo (yooy11) | 45.37 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 10883. | Sudantha (sudantha) | 45.37 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 10884. | Avatar 2 (kingkiller) | 45.37 | 90% | 2016-09-21 |
| 10885. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 45.37 | 87% | 2012-01-26 |
| 10886. | Pankaj (pankajjha) | 45.36 | 88% | 2013-01-23 |
| 10887. | Aira (ymca_10) | 45.36 | 94% | 2011-09-26 |
| 10888. | hat (fastasfuq) | 45.35 | 95% | 2018-09-22 |
| 10889. | Hamim (mdhamim) | 45.35 | 94.3% | 2023-05-26 |
| 10890. | Amanda (mander) | 45.35 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 10891. | Ethan (sweethan) | 45.34 | 95% | 2020-08-15 |
| 10892. | Johann (sniperflip) | 45.34 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 10893. | Damien (damien_types) | 45.34 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 10894. | aoeu (dengzacd) | 45.34 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 10895. | L2Eng/sales (reddyreddy) | 45.34 | 96% | 2012-10-11 |
| 10896. | Dalin (dalintintin) | 45.34 | 98% | 2012-04-10 |
| 10897. | sarbjeet (sarbjeet) | 45.34 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 10898. | CappAlottt (cappppppp) | 45.33 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 10899. | raymart (raymartph) | 45.33 | 83% | 2014-05-20 |
| 10900. | heru762004 (heru762004) | 45.33 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 10901. | a (dasilva05) | 45.33 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 10902. | Ameen (ameen) | 45.33 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 10903. | Quicksilver (quicksilver07) | 45.32 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 10904. | CatAstrophic (the_jorrick_27) | 45.32 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 10905. | Ashutosh (accesss_denied) | 45.32 | 95% | 2020-07-14 |
| 10906. | Wendy (wendyisawesome) | 45.32 | 87% | 2014-11-27 |
| 10907. | Rustam (jasmin_95) | 45.32 | 92% | 2013-10-18 |
| 10908. | Devendra (dezee) | 45.31 | 93% | 2021-07-08 |
| 10909. | Vũ (khanhyeuquan) | 45.31 | 92.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10910. | ผมไม่รีบ (p... | 45.31 | 94% | 2015-09-19 |
| 10911. | Hari (haricherupalli) | 45.31 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |