So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26892. | mehdi (mehdi_chime) | 57.71 | 95% | 2013-08-26 |
| 26893. | Kevin (nelsenkj11) | 57.70 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 26894. | SajiB (sajib66) | 57.70 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 26895. | Roel (twinsnakes) | 57.70 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 26896. | R (rbajko) | 57.69 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 26897. | Chrismon (chrismoncharli) | 57.69 | 94% | 2022-12-02 |
| 26898. | riggers (riggers) | 57.69 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 26899. | Eziz (eziz) | 57.69 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 26900. | Balkaran Singh (balkaranskang) | 57.69 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 26901. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 57.69 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 26902. | Petrine51 (petrine51) | 57.69 | 93% | 2018-08-25 |
| 26903. | xXx (ondar07) | 57.69 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| 26904. | jugal kishor (jugal_sahu) | 57.69 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| 26905. | Shreesh (shreesh) | 57.68 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 26906. | KMereNGetSum (munozmullen) | 57.68 | 95% | 2012-12-02 |
| 26907. | Mercedes (mczlapinski) | 57.68 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 26908. | Hezha (hezhasindi) | 57.67 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 26909. | AMM (gamesplaytest) | 57.67 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 26910. | Manny (mannyc70) | 57.67 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 26911. | timothy (farmer1234) | 57.67 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 26912. | capb (capb) | 57.67 | 96% | 2014-05-11 |
| 26913. | Giorillium (goodguygio) | 57.66 | 93% | 2020-07-30 |
| 26914. | Kasza (kobero) | 57.66 | 93% | 2019-11-27 |
| 26915. | Blue Sky (mongolia) | 57.66 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 26916. | Ava (ava_gina) | 57.65 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 26917. | awareness (yukizie) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 26918. | c (nigelmcbobby) | 57.65 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 26919. | amanmishra (amanmishra) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 26920. | Abdulkader (abdulkader) | 57.65 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 26921. | Ciara (ciaralovesyouuu) | 57.64 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |