Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5667. | Krishna (chaithu97) | 46.80 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5668. | Clicky (ottoble) | 46.78 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 5669. | Reuben (vandr) | 46.77 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 5670. | P (pizzapita) | 46.77 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 5671. | Fredrik (pabl0) | 46.77 | 94% | 2020-01-04 |
| 5672. | Alexander (hrychanenko) | 46.77 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 5673. | Kishor (kishorb5) | 46.75 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 5674. | Junior (amayou) | 46.72 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5675. | Scott (redyeti) | 46.71 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 5676. | Saurabh (rustie_123) | 46.69 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 5677. | Uncertainty (uncertainty) | 46.67 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 5678. | Nithish Kumar (nithish20) | 46.65 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 5679. | viper (viper3315) | 46.65 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 5680. | Zulhanif (zulhanif) | 46.65 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 5681. | Finn (carrym3) | 46.64 | 94% | 2018-09-24 |
| 5682. | Garv (monorisk) | 46.64 | 93% | 2020-06-01 |
| 5683. | Erica (canadianhuman) | 46.63 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5684. | Big k (lawda) | 46.63 | 94% | 2021-07-29 |
| 5685. | Sayee (xenonxe) | 46.62 | 93% | 2020-12-19 |
| 5686. | Alex (mralejandro) | 46.58 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 5687. | Theodore (theoskyblue) | 46.57 | 93% | 2018-08-22 |
| 5688. | Pulkit (pspulkit1) | 46.56 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 5689. | Tom (rubik1908) | 46.55 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5690. | Yash (mitrapandit) | 46.51 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 5691. | Pranav (pranavmurray) | 46.49 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5692. | Ian (audiblemagician) | 46.48 | 94% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5693. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 46.48 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5694. | daniel jonatan (agatapouglof) | 46.48 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 5695. | Caroline (carolinelolo) | 46.45 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 5696. | heeheehee (flyingman13) | 46.44 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |