Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5307. | walker (walker0) | 51.37 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 5308. | ....VIRENDER (veer365) | 51.36 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5309. | Jordan (invictusj) | 51.35 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5310. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 51.34 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 5311. | OblivionGlisor (gliscor2004) | 51.34 | 95% | 2019-11-26 |
| 5312. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 51.34 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 5313. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 51.32 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 5314. | Kurai (kuraiflame) | 51.32 | 92% | 2019-04-08 |
| 5315. | Richard (mrm3man) | 51.31 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 5316. | Virtually Julia (virtually_... | 51.31 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 5317. | A (dasupakiwi) | 51.30 | 92% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5318. | Eetu (mandarilleri) | 51.30 | 94% | 2018-01-17 |
| 5319. | Naim (naim_elias) | 51.30 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5320. | Jason (postmaster) | 51.29 | 92% | 2020-08-12 |
| 5321. | Afsal (npafsal) | 51.27 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5322. | Bryce (brucespanks) | 51.25 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5323. | Caleb (calvinium295) | 51.22 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 5324. | Sebastian (racermaster_) | 51.19 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5325. | ejnne5 (a869598787) | 51.18 | 94% | 2017-12-12 |
| 5326. | Brock (brockgoins01) | 51.18 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 5327. | guest (n1lotpal) | 51.18 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 5328. | cL (cynibro) | 51.18 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 5329. | Jun (unicornsandrainbows) | 51.17 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 5330. | Doctinez (doctinez) | 51.14 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 5331. | Ivan (kiwigo22) | 51.14 | 95% | 2019-05-07 |
| 5332. | Hieu (hieu999) | 51.14 | 92% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5333. | Howard (kyutal) | 51.14 | 93% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5334. | Random Sri lankan (sandigoc... | 51.13 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 5335. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 51.13 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 5336. | Hassib (hassib) | 51.12 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |