Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1484. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 87.26 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1485. | mfs (mfs_racer) | 87.24 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1486. | eddysc (eddysc) | 87.24 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 1487. | James (jhoffman1204) | 87.23 | 95% | 2020-02-21 |
| 1488. | roadto120avg (242sonic) | 87.23 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 1489. | Proton (proton_rizing) | 87.22 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1490. | TypeAthenian (typeathenian) | 87.21 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1491. | Ella (trashybxtch) | 87.20 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1492. | Dan (theminecube) | 87.18 | 96% | 2018-08-05 |
| 1493. | Adam (toaadam) | 87.15 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1494. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 87.14 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1495. | Ilove (ilovehamlet) | 87.14 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1496. | Jimmy (juij) | 87.13 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 1497. | SRG (comfyhippo) | 87.12 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1498. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 87.10 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1499. | KILLA (longhin_mark) | 87.10 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 1500. | Jay (callmepapajay) | 87.07 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1501. | H (docsattar) | 87.07 | 99% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1502. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 87.07 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 1503. | sakuu (jofwee) | 87.05 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1504. | Bobbie (culturedvehicle) | 87.02 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1505. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 87.01 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1506. | Simon (sxmxn) | 87.01 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1507. | Song (quot) | 87.00 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 1508. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 86.99 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 1509. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 86.99 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1510. | Jack (thefreighttrain) | 86.97 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1511. | Luke (saurodin) | 86.96 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1512. | Darko (shippylord) | 86.96 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1513. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 86.96 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |