As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5426. | Jan (yentzeg) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5427. | max (dvorakmax) | 95.85 | 98% | 2015-12-12 |
| 5428. | brie (brieiscool) | 95.84 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 5429. | Rzn (rzn_) | 95.84 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 5430. | Joseph (schmo_) | 95.84 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 5431. | vincent li (vlithium) | 95.83 | 97.8% | 2024-01-14 |
| 5432. | CluelessBlue (cluelessblue) | 95.83 | 97.3% | 2023-12-02 |
| 5433. | Cove (cove) | 95.83 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5434. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.82 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5435. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 95.82 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5436. | naber? (igungor) | 95.82 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| 5437. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 95.82 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 5438. | David (ditch_jones) | 95.82 | 96% | 2016-04-18 |
| 5439. | Mighty (avengers_2019) | 95.81 | 99% | 2020-02-06 |
| 5440. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 95.81 | 99.1% | 2024-01-12 |
| 5441. | Kaidow (THe dark Reunion) (... | 95.81 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5442. | storm (stooormmm) | 95.80 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 5443. | Jay (callmepapajay) | 95.80 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5444. | Buhlerr (buhlerr) | 95.80 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
| 5445. | Alexander (torphon) | 95.80 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5446. | Sicoz (skyarc12) | 95.80 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 5447. | Baghery (bocchi_desu) | 95.79 | 96.3% | 2024-09-01 |
| 5448. | Andrew (alz2) | 95.79 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 5449. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 95.79 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5450. | days (daysthedestroyer) | 95.79 | 99% | 2016-06-06 |
| 5451. | seungbum (seungbum) | 95.79 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5452. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 95.77 | 97.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5453. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 95.77 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 5454. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 95.76 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| 5455. | Hapi (face_is_happy) | 95.76 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |