Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3849. | Romen (romen08) | 60.45 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 3850. | Hans (haaans) | 60.45 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 3851. | (enqq) | 60.44 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 3852. | Dent (denise271) | 60.43 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 3853. | ejnne5 (a869598787) | 60.43 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 3854. | ouzin (ouzin98) | 60.37 | 96% | 2018-07-07 |
| 3855. | me (gghoney) | 60.36 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 3856. | Minor (minord) | 60.32 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3857. | Nick (klosters) | 60.28 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 3858. | r (lanceisnotcorn) | 60.28 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 3859. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 60.26 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 3860. | kenzie (kenzsadie) | 60.25 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 3861. | Alex (mythsty) | 60.25 | 95% | 2019-01-12 |
| 3862. | ganbaatar (ganbaatar69) | 60.22 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3863. | Skid (spagadongs) | 60.20 | 96% | 2019-07-16 |
| 3864. | Fisanchie (fisanchie) | 60.20 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 3865. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 60.19 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 3866. | Anh Viet (vietnakid) | 60.19 | 95% | 2018-12-30 |
| 3867. | Ceramic (caleb_2000) | 60.19 | 95% | 2020-01-23 |
| 3868. | Cold Hands (dies_irae) | 60.19 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3869. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 60.18 | 94% | 2018-04-15 |
| 3870. | Beilvert (jubeilvert) | 60.17 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3871. | Nua (thedarkice) | 60.16 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 3872. | SlowKey (slowkey) | 60.15 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 3873. | Sandy28 (citojunior23) | 60.13 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 3874. | Shawkat (spulok) | 60.10 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 3875. | mayank (dids6121) | 60.10 | 95% | 2018-02-26 |
| 3876. | Alex (tsaalex) | 60.09 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 3877. | Gina (nannelcam) | 60.07 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 3878. | Sveto (phantomtyper) | 60.07 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |