I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12356. | Cultist (kishore0305) | 80.47 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 12357. | Skanda (skanda77) | 80.47 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 12358. | Alex (dippyshere) | 80.47 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12359. | tstats[unoriginalname] (uno... | 80.47 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12360. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 80.47 | 97.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12361. | [ISRA]GTSWPM (gtswpm150) | 80.47 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 12362. | Dumby (cooh) | 80.47 | 98% | 2018-05-19 |
| 12363. | Navi (ivan_) | 80.47 | 88% | 2017-01-16 |
| 12364. | Dr. Poop (MCL) (dr_poopy) | 80.46 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 12365. | Jon (zam0) | 80.46 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 12366. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 80.46 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 12367. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 80.46 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 12368. | discolars (discolars) | 80.46 | 94% | 2016-02-26 |
| 12369. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 80.46 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 12370. | MALOY (speed_learner) | 80.46 | 93% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12371. | Vishal (vpm911) | 80.46 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12372. | Neks (nexterion) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12373. | FuneeMonkee69 (saddegenrate... | 80.45 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 12374. | Hal (hal21) | 80.45 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 12375. | Caleb (caleb1243) | 80.45 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 12376. | SeaTang (seatang) | 80.44 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 12377. | Tre' (vtcoin24) | 80.44 | 94% | 2015-10-28 |
| 12378. | komaru (komaru) | 80.44 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 12379. | bchillz (bchillz01) | 80.43 | 96% | 2024-07-03 |
| 12380. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 80.43 | 99% | 2021-11-28 |
| 12381. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 80.43 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12382. | Adi (adirizka7) | 80.43 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 12383. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 80.43 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 12384. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 80.43 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 12385. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 80.43 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |