Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1640. | Mel (nc0de) | 89.92 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1641. | Adam (adamsalem) | 89.92 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
| 1642. | Checkmate (checkmateyeet) | 89.90 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1643. | Fayr Proper (fayrproper) | 89.88 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1644. | Marek (ksydry) | 89.86 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 1645. | JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs) | 89.85 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 1646. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 89.85 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1647. | Randy (shinkuryu) | 89.84 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1648. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 89.84 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 1649. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 89.82 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1650. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 89.82 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 1651. | weouthere (red3221) | 89.81 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1652. | Miguel (migumigu) | 89.80 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1653. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 89.80 | 95% | 2018-01-27 |
| 1654. | g (gnpete76) | 89.79 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1655. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 89.78 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1656. | caleb (caleb123456) | 89.73 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 1657. | Abhinandan (abhi_jmd002) | 89.72 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1658. | kyndrid (kyndrid) | 89.72 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1659. | piglet (slaylet) | 89.72 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1660. | Robert (mcchickunnnn) | 89.71 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 1661. | G (zger) | 89.70 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1662. | Amisently (amisently) | 89.68 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 1663. | Annie (annies7669) | 89.67 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1664. | mky (omkyo) | 89.67 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1665. | Yogi (yoghurt_) | 89.66 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1666. | Jack (jr9810) | 89.66 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 1667. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 89.65 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1668. | Randy (rhomusic) | 89.65 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 1669. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 89.64 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |