Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8574. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 92.40 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 8575. | TJ (tjasmus) | 92.40 | 95% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8576. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 92.39 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8577. | . (villutamme) | 92.39 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 8578. | Jubax (jubax) | 92.39 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 8579. | too_slow (tardpower) | 92.39 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8580. | Ad4m (adams_lim) | 92.38 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 8581. | Draco25 (draco25) | 92.38 | 96% | 2024-11-09 |
| 8582. | Waid (obiwondrs_lives) | 92.38 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 8583. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 92.38 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 8584. | ckftm (esfox) | 92.38 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 8585. | alex (pmills8) | 92.37 | 100% | 2020-10-20 |
| 8586. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 92.37 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 8587. | CatGirl12 (catgirl12) | 92.36 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 8588. | Burint (brenolz) | 92.36 | 98.5% | 2023-06-19 |
| 8589. | uzi (cray_f) | 92.36 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 8590. | caitlyn (caityv) | 92.35 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8591. | Siam Murshed (murshedslament) | 92.35 | 96% | 2025-02-08 |
| 8592. | Ryaan (cat_be_fat007) | 92.35 | 97% | 2025-03-21 |
| 8593. | James (jpnjpn6) | 92.35 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 8594. | Dorime (vojing) | 92.35 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 8595. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 92.34 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8596. | Muhammad (mhasan01) | 92.34 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 8597. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 92.34 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 8598. | Micah (igneusmanus) | 92.33 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 8599. | Jayd (jaydee8) | 92.33 | 99% | 2020-11-06 |
| 8600. | (twogah) | 92.33 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 8601. | Bird (birdiesaurus) | 92.33 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 8602. | Frog (the_epic_frog) | 92.33 | 98.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8603. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 92.32 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |