Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2789. | Kyrstin (krolfing) | 73.31 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2790. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 73.29 | 96% | 2019-01-26 |
| 2791. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 73.28 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2792. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 73.27 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2793. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 73.26 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2794. | Jacob (olag) | 73.26 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 2795. | Christopher (dannyrouse123) | 73.25 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2796. | 港女 (hkgal) | 73.24 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2797. | iAserty (iaserty) | 73.22 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2798. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 73.22 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2799. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 73.20 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 2800. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 73.18 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2801. | Ted (scientedfic) | 73.17 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 2802. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 73.16 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 2803. | Gene (gene77) | 73.16 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2804. | aorer (aorer) | 73.15 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 2805. | caevee (caevee) | 73.14 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2806. | Albert (albertc97) | 73.14 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 2807. | Michiel (fdsqfdsq) | 73.13 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 2808. | D-Boy (tekkaman_blade) | 73.10 | 99% | 2020-02-21 |
| 2809. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 73.10 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2810. | little uzi (valstroyer) | 73.09 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2811. | Curtis (lovespacer) | 73.07 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2812. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 73.07 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 2813. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 73.05 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2814. | Csaba (raijin23) | 73.04 | 94% | 2020-02-23 |
| 2815. | Kenneth (kkim0402) | 73.03 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2816. | lol (exsfo) | 73.03 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 2817. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 73.03 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2818. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 73.03 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |