Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4840. | Marco (oblq) | 56.11 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 4841. | Matt (kirito3141) | 56.10 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 4842. | Yuanyuan (yych) | 56.09 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 4843. | Rikesh (minotargames) | 56.07 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 4844. | notoverhere (notoverhere) | 56.07 | 94% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4845. | Nuan (nuan56) | 56.07 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4846. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 56.06 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4847. | Artoghrul (artogahr) | 56.06 | 94% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4848. | Kalybay (kalybai) | 56.03 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 4849. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 56.03 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 4850. | Henrik (oizys) | 56.02 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4851. | Ayussh (fusion69961) | 56.02 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 4852. | trashbin (ennoch) | 56.00 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4853. | Aaron (zaynix) | 56.00 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 4854. | Corbin (shaelamaar) | 55.99 | 95% | 2019-07-26 |
| 4855. | Kayxome (kayxome) | 55.97 | 99% | 2020-08-08 |
| 4856. | Carl (cadrian2018) | 55.96 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 4857. | Muhammad Sohaib (sohaib_khan) | 55.94 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 4858. | Tejas (izaayaa) | 55.93 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 4859. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 55.92 | 94% | 2020-08-29 |
| 4860. | Terry (ledzeppeman) | 55.91 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 4861. | Raymond (truffelray) | 55.90 | 94% | 2019-06-03 |
| 4862. | Jake (jmuma828) | 55.90 | 94% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4863. | Gene (jempot24) | 55.89 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 4864. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 55.89 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4865. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 55.89 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4866. | Ismail Hossain (rasel148027) | 55.88 | 99% | 2020-02-16 |
| 4867. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 55.88 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 4868. | Raj (rajor) | 55.87 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4869. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 55.86 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |