Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3018. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 69.49 | 93% | 2020-02-18 |
| 3019. | Matt (206131) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 3020. | Gregory (chelona) | 69.45 | 95% | 2019-12-10 |
| 3021. | Ripx (ripx) | 69.44 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 3022. | Hannah (hannahjoyjoy) | 69.44 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3023. | Karina (kflorez18) | 69.41 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 3024. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 69.40 | 95% | 2018-08-15 |
| 3025. | Keen (commander_keen) | 69.40 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 3026. | t (zyxx) | 69.39 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 3027. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 69.39 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 3028. | Kyle (mrkylee) | 69.37 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3029. | Hasen (hasen) | 69.36 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 3030. | Thang (thangvu7) | 69.36 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 3031. | Szuyu (szlee118) | 69.36 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3032. | Dovi (imacat) | 69.35 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 3033. | LOVE (love334) | 69.33 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 3034. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 69.31 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 3035. | Carl (cadrian2018) | 69.31 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3036. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 69.30 | 95% | 2017-12-22 |
| 3037. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 69.29 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 3038. | lex (lexzaid) | 69.29 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3039. | archu's anna (lord_kapildev... | 69.28 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3040. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 69.28 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 3041. | Omar (decapod) | 69.27 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
| 3042. | _les_ (_les_) | 69.27 | 100% | 2017-12-12 |
| 3043. | Dim (jimmylei) | 69.26 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 3044. | me (mlprichard) | 69.25 | 97% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3045. | IChun (lighttodie) | 69.25 | 94% | 2017-10-25 |
| 3046. | Pavel (bobberrr) | 69.23 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 3047. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 69.23 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |