The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7734. | Vroom Vroom (vroomvroomvroo... | 93.30 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 7735. | Joel (greenius) | 93.30 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 7736. | Baghery (bocchi_desu) | 93.29 | 96.8% | 2024-10-10 |
| 7737. | Sam (qroshi) | 93.29 | 97.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 7738. | Keqings Left Pinky (penguin... | 93.29 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 7739. | Darth (darthrevan4) | 93.29 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7740. | ★ (filco) | 93.29 | 94% | 2012-06-09 |
| 7741. | James (chopstix94) | 93.29 | 97% | 2014-11-20 |
| 7742. | cuadicles (cuadicles) | 93.29 | 99% | 2019-08-31 |
| 7743. | (caprices) | 93.28 | 97.9% | 2025-02-19 |
| 7744. | opp (opp12w) | 93.28 | 96.2% | 2025-01-18 |
| 7745. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 93.28 | 99.7% | 2023-09-22 |
| 7746. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 93.28 | 99.7% | 2024-01-21 |
| 7747. | Hag (hagproperty) | 93.28 | 97.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 7748. | iotku (iotku) | 93.28 | 95% | 2015-04-29 |
| 7749. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 93.28 | 98.5% | 2024-06-02 |
| 7750. | Benjamin (dogast) | 93.27 | 96.5% | 2024-09-06 |
| 7751. | Jeff (jeff_howson) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 7752. | Neal (nealsingh) | 93.27 | 95.9% | 2024-10-16 |
| 7753. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 93.27 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 7754. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 93.26 | 98.8% | 2025-02-23 |
| 7755. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 93.26 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 7756. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 93.26 | 99% | 2015-11-24 |
| 7757. | dasdr (dasdr) | 93.25 | 99% | 2024-07-14 |
| 7758. | its xdrk (xdrk09123) | 93.25 | 100% | 2024-05-01 |
| 7759. | Bobby (shookieshook) | 93.25 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 7760. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 93.25 | 96% | 2016-07-01 |
| 7761. | Evolion (evolion) | 93.25 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 7762. | sam (chillfilter) | 93.24 | 97% | 2013-04-29 |
| 7763. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 93.24 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |