The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27805. | Kimberley (rainycake101) | 65.64 | 98.3% | 2025-01-31 |
| 27806. | *whirr* *thunk* (your_dying... | 65.64 | 97% | 2024-06-27 |
| 27807. | Jo Hasumi (johasumi) | 65.64 | 97.4% | 2024-10-15 |
| 27808. | US (usdebt) | 65.64 | 96.8% | 2024-06-25 |
| 27809. | Kenaria (kenaria) | 65.64 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 27810. | Jay (jaysilk84) | 65.64 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 27811. | localsokol (localsokol) | 65.64 | 94.2% | 2024-05-20 |
| 27812. | Goddesen (goddesen) | 65.64 | 94% | 2015-02-01 |
| 27813. | John (jmc2000) | 65.64 | 95% | 2012-07-21 |
| 27814. | Jay (zigzagzizag) | 65.63 | 98% | 2025-04-23 |
| 27815. | Beltrand L. (melliflous_roc... | 65.63 | 96.1% | 2024-05-23 |
| 27816. | Fly Tröop (typelyke120) | 65.63 | 94.9% | 2024-04-30 |
| 27817. | Jarrod (jtrobinson1993) | 65.63 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 27818. | Deepak (logsbydeepak) | 65.63 | 96.6% | 2025-03-11 |
| 27819. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 65.63 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
| 27820. | SIMUN (dzaki) | 65.63 | 88% | 2011-11-10 |
| 27821. | Tom Bridger (tom_bridger) | 65.62 | 95% | 2025-02-07 |
| 27822. | Whodat (whodat123) | 65.62 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 27823. | KappaMikey (kappamikey92) | 65.62 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
| 27824. | GurtFingletin (fantasticfer... | 65.62 | 96.2% | 2024-01-30 |
| 27825. | Naija Dey Carry Last (nimat... | 65.62 | 97.4% | 2023-05-15 |
| 27826. | r (r611) | 65.62 | 95.9% | 2024-10-12 |
| 27827. | Tawfik (tawfik_2003) | 65.62 | 98% | 2025-01-28 |
| 27828. | Vasilachi (c_vas04) | 65.62 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 27829. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 65.62 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 27830. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 65.62 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 27831. | saqib (saqib19) | 65.62 | 94% | 2013-03-04 |
| 27832. | Mike (mikespits) | 65.61 | 95.8% | 2024-01-17 |
| 27833. | Ryan (ennoxx45) | 65.61 | 96% | 2024-07-12 |
| 27834. | zarek smith (zsmith2) | 65.61 | 97% | 2025-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |