I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1673. | Shiva (shivajreddy) | 89.98 | 98.6% | 2024-06-05 |
| 1674. | Richard (jorimi) | 89.98 | 97.9% | 2024-06-02 |
| 1675. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 89.98 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1676. | Benjin (benjin7) | 89.96 | 97.7% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1677. | Caleb (calebbueckert) | 89.94 | 97.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1678. | The Phantom (architlal) | 89.94 | 97.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 1679. | enivevine (iasbihtdtty) | 89.94 | 96.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 1680. | Alberto Balsalm (kutaybozkurt) | 89.92 | 97.2% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1681. | Sudip (donda) | 89.87 | 98.1% | 2025-02-14 |
| 1682. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 89.83 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| 1683. | Felix (snaggy_) | 89.82 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
| 1684. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 89.82 | 96% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1685. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 89.79 | 98.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 1686. | Michael (mwormley) | 89.77 | 97% | 2024-05-20 |
| 1687. | Eyeronical (parthtyperacerg... | 89.75 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1688. | Albert (levan24) | 89.71 | 96.4% | 2024-08-12 |
| 1689. | Al Jade (c00k1e) | 89.70 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 1690. | St Emma (st_chibita) | 89.69 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 1691. | SMhd (smhd) | 89.67 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 1692. | Janis (vigilante434) | 89.66 | 98.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1693. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 89.65 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1694. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 89.64 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1695. | Treffig (treffig) | 89.55 | 97.1% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1696. | Francisco Amat (saryon) | 89.54 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1697. | Koupka (koupka) | 89.52 | 97.1% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1698. | Mike (mike_121) | 89.51 | 97.6% | 2024-11-11 |
| 1699. | Bill (obamayang420) | 89.50 | 96.7% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1700. | Ziluri (ziluri) | 89.50 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 1701. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 89.49 | 98% | 2024-06-28 |
| 1702. | Lucas (vysclucas) | 89.48 | 97% | 2025-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |