The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19770. | windycity2020 (cocolike621) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 19771. | Manvik (mastikhorgamer) | 72.55 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
| 19772. | Mass (masstag29) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 19773. | Bengen (bengen) | 72.55 | 91% | 2012-12-31 |
| 19774. | Efe Boran (efbrnbrbr) | 72.55 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 19775. | JS (druxl) | 72.55 | 97% | 2012-03-24 |
| 19776. | Starinator (starinator) | 72.54 | 96% | 2016-03-03 |
| 19777. | root (mynameisroot) | 72.54 | 91% | 2016-03-22 |
| 19778. | Rasul (rasul07) | 72.54 | 94% | 2023-07-06 |
| 19779. | You (lokimonsta) | 72.54 | 97% | 2017-03-07 |
| 19780. | Burnert (burnert) | 72.53 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 19781. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 72.53 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 19782. | Jon (yaz324) | 72.53 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 19783. | Keith (keith789) | 72.53 | 92% | 2011-06-20 |
| 19784. | Jason (tophbeifong123) | 72.53 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 19785. | Jin (jin168) | 72.53 | 98% | 2011-09-19 |
| 19786. | mohammad (m7mdtiger) | 72.52 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 19787. | Bjorn (bvbzolder) | 72.52 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 19788. | Bruno (nortonpt) | 72.52 | 97% | 2012-09-06 |
| 19789. | Tina (tinachristian) | 72.52 | 95% | 2011-05-15 |
| 19790. | Austin (sydney10) | 72.52 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 19791. | Lee (slee11) | 72.52 | 94% | 2013-04-16 |
| 19792. | duhber (duhber) | 72.52 | 92% | 2015-08-23 |
| 19793. | ronaldo (7ronaldo7) | 72.51 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 19794. | Abdullaah (yeetzies) | 72.51 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 19795. | Deke (deke34) | 72.51 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 19796. | GlowFanatic (glowfanatic) | 72.51 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 19797. | Gon (frixgon) | 72.51 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 19798. | Paij (paij) | 72.51 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 19799. | Phong (sssilver) | 72.51 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |