I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10382. | Anonymous (anonymous1245) | 85.42 | 98% | 2024-06-01 |
| 10383. | idzhar (wismilak) | 85.42 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
| 10384. | Goldie (goldie_zzz) | 85.41 | 98% | 2025-04-30 |
| 10385. | Scalmole (scalmole) | 85.41 | 97.5% | 2023-07-02 |
| 10386. | yo (doei) | 85.41 | 96% | 2016-06-12 |
| 10387. | Adrian (gainford) | 85.41 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 10388. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 85.41 | 98% | 2017-04-05 |
| 10389. | mikey (snicker861) | 85.40 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 10390. | thatGuy (itsamiimario) | 85.38 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 10391. | Ethan (ondoyant) | 85.38 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 10392. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 85.38 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 10393. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 85.38 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 10394. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 85.38 | 100% | 2017-06-15 |
| 10395. | Azamat (kayoshi) | 85.38 | 97% | 2016-11-28 |
| 10396. | Nikos (nikpag00) | 85.38 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 10397. | Cezar (iamagod666) | 85.38 | 95% | 2016-04-11 |
| 10398. | mike (mike_typer) | 85.37 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 10399. | Zach (pipin31) | 85.37 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 10400. | Stefan (zekan) | 85.37 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10401. | Avinash (avinash625) | 85.37 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 10402. | Wais (burningdemonslash) | 85.37 | 95% | 2015-10-04 |
| 10403. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 85.36 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 10404. | Patrick (pkr505) | 85.36 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 10405. | Amarpreet Singh (amar123200) | 85.36 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 10406. | Anonymous (ghajik) | 85.36 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 10407. | Guest (unkenjosh) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 10408. | Narcis (w1qi) | 85.34 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 10409. | Frank (frankhaowong714) | 85.34 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 10410. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 85.34 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 10411. | Moody (moodyqundeel) | 85.33 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |