As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17741. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 66.87 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 17742. | PURPLE (toogood53) | 66.87 | 94% | 2016-11-30 |
| 17743. | Joshua (lckjosh) | 66.87 | 95% | 2018-06-06 |
| 17744. | Archie (runemoose42) | 66.86 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 17745. | vormin (vormin) | 66.86 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 17746. | Inspector (ittseuceda) | 66.86 | 97% | 2015-08-21 |
| 17747. | teewaybi (tipitipii) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 17748. | Joshua (twinklestarchild) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 17749. | Doggo (thedogo) | 66.85 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17750. | Typer (typtyptyp) | 66.85 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
| 17751. | Felipe (lfpatinoo) | 66.84 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 17752. | Taimur (epicman2456) | 66.84 | 87% | 2016-01-27 |
| 17753. | Woolf (woolf) | 66.84 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 17754. | Cooper (cooperbowman21) | 66.84 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 17755. | Lavell (adenda2) | 66.84 | 97% | 2024-11-12 |
| 17756. | G R E E D (axceeel) | 66.84 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17757. | Why am I Lesbian (heartticket) | 66.83 | 97% | 2025-05-08 |
| 17758. | Anan (ananxyz) | 66.83 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 17759. | Erik (bupu) | 66.83 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
| 17760. | Kamol (danny_13) | 66.83 | 95.2% | 2023-08-31 |
| 17761. | Dear (dearme) | 66.83 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 17762. | George (turtlerocker) | 66.83 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 17763. | lucious (lucioustony) | 66.83 | 96% | 2015-12-30 |
| 17764. | ZΞphчrΘrίΘn (lianorion... | 66.82 | 95.3% | 2023-12-18 |
| 17765. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 66.82 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 17766. | Irfan (irfanshaikh) | 66.82 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 17767. | Iceyda (iceryda4047) | 66.82 | 91% | 2015-09-08 |
| 17768. | Thanh Chung (arch_angel) | 66.82 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
| 17769. | Krisu (krisu_the_legend) | 66.81 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 17770. | zoom (zoomstar) | 66.81 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |