The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23481. | HoangH7 (h7starlight) | 66.79 | 95% | 2013-12-15 |
| 23482. | Maverick (maverick125) | 66.79 | 96.6% | 2023-08-22 |
| 23483. | Opu (samops) | 66.79 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 23484. | muyi (muyi2015) | 66.79 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
| 23485. | Jerry (jernjej) | 66.79 | 97% | 2018-03-21 |
| 23486. | Jonas (igern) | 66.79 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
| 23487. | Tomas (tigfiend) | 66.78 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 23488. | Sean (moogs) | 66.78 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 23489. | omid (omidn) | 66.78 | 93% | 2015-05-16 |
| 23490. | V (veep) | 66.78 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 23491. | Silver (seacobra) | 66.78 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 23492. | Rishabh (jain17999) | 66.78 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 23493. | Zmiester0828 (zmeister0828) | 66.77 | 95% | 2020-01-16 |
| 23494. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 66.77 | 93% | 2016-02-04 |
| 23495. | Asger (asger3460) | 66.77 | 91% | 2013-02-08 |
| 23496. | Long (ndlong) | 66.77 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 23497. | Rick (ricksterz) | 66.76 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 23498. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 66.76 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 23499. | Guest (k935p) | 66.76 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 23500. | Finger (buggattiveyron) | 66.76 | 92% | 2013-11-21 |
| 23501. | Nancy (lola124) | 66.76 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 23502. | deepak (deepakprasad) | 66.76 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 23503. | Teemu (temessong) | 66.75 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 23504. | tstats[grandma_dadiamma] (g... | 66.75 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 23505. | Mike12 (mike1295) | 66.75 | 92% | 2012-10-30 |
| 23506. | Krikium (krikium) | 66.74 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 23507. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 66.74 | 92% | 2016-03-24 |
| 23508. | João (queiroz0189) | 66.74 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23509. | R (lysergs) | 66.74 | 95% | 2014-06-17 |
| 23510. | Kunal (kunalsinha) | 66.74 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |