The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16548. | Ramen (clearride) | 78.39 | 97% | 2025-07-14 |
| 16549. | hertzwiener (hertzwiener) | 78.39 | 97.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 16550. | Rui (across_pacific) | 78.39 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 16551. | CaptGlorypants (captglorypa... | 78.39 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 16552. | Alex (dubalpha) | 78.39 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
| 16553. | supir tembak (platkuning) | 78.39 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 16554. | janpenguin (meckbrider) | 78.39 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 16555. | MJ (koestemk) | 78.38 | 97% | 2014-07-29 |
| 16556. | lolofast (lolofast) | 78.38 | 95% | 2025-07-15 |
| 16557. | kainate (itsbroccli) | 78.38 | 97.6% | 2024-02-27 |
| 16558. | dancing_shadow (dancing_sha... | 78.38 | 99% | 2025-06-26 |
| 16559. | Bobbit (firefighterbobbit) | 78.38 | 98% | 2013-09-17 |
| 16560. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 16561. | Charlie (swordmole) | 78.38 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 16562. | Asado (asado) | 78.38 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 16563. | phaed (phaed) | 78.38 | 91% | 2012-01-19 |
| 16564. | vl496 (vle496) | 78.37 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 16565. | Jethro (buffobass) | 78.37 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 16566. | Leon (halo624) | 78.37 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 16567. | Gary (gary__) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 16568. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 16569. | Zach (zapeterson16) | 78.37 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 16570. | GameChaos (superflip) | 78.37 | 91% | 2016-12-16 |
| 16571. | Titing (titing124) | 78.36 | 95% | 2025-04-22 |
| 16572. | MyGfHappy (huzafa11) | 78.36 | 96.4% | 2024-09-22 |
| 16573. | Azmain Ahnaf (ahnaf_2003) | 78.36 | 97.8% | 2024-02-16 |
| 16574. | takbir (umadbr0hacked) | 78.36 | 83% | 2015-06-24 |
| 16575. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 78.36 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 16576. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 78.36 | 95% | 2015-12-17 |
| 16577. | Shlook (shlook) | 78.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |