Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3844. | Prasant (man_iac) | 64.35 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 3845. | Josh (jolman) | 64.34 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3846. | google (google_epic) | 64.34 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3847. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 64.33 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 3848. | Jonas (calmdownnnnn) | 64.30 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3849. | lex (lexzaid) | 64.30 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 3850. | Joaquin (super_gaboboy) | 64.28 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3851. | Diego (divarela) | 64.28 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 3852. | Louis (cenuij) | 64.28 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 3853. | wow (kitzin) | 64.28 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 3854. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 64.26 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 3855. | Robert (lowestlow) | 64.26 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 3856. | Julien (amaimon43) | 64.26 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 3857. | Stephanie (naderly) | 64.25 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 3858. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 64.24 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3859. | d (flindocks) | 64.24 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3860. | Bucket (bucketotree) | 64.23 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3861. | Falcon (falconpunch) | 64.23 | 95% | 2018-07-04 |
| 3862. | Nicolas (dreiney) | 64.22 | 94% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3863. | John (wegelius) | 64.20 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3864. | Ben (bens445) | 64.19 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 3865. | tiglas (tiglas) | 64.18 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 3866. | Katie (zippolighter) | 64.16 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3867. | Akshay (chugha) | 64.16 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 3868. | Pyop (pyop) | 64.12 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
| 3869. | Mary (wpj7321) | 64.09 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 3870. | k (mkoo) | 64.08 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3871. | Ben (benyefet) | 64.07 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
| 3872. | Diana (sharky15) | 64.07 | 99% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3873. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 64.06 | 93% | 2017-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |