The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18593. | Auro (palubo) | 74.39 | 87% | 2014-01-22 |
| 18594. | Nagi (rakuramen) | 74.39 | 95% | 2020-01-22 |
| 18595. | karimulla (kareem9948) | 74.39 | 97.5% | 2023-09-22 |
| 18596. | Steven (eeekom) | 74.39 | 96.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 18597. | best ww (iminsanelyslow) | 74.39 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 18598. | Mattias (auratus) | 74.39 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 18599. | James (jamesshi) | 74.39 | 94% | 2012-05-11 |
| 18600. | †KKD†™ (hkkdt1) | 74.39 | 98% | 2011-06-24 |
| 18601. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 74.38 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 18602. | Marco (biomean) | 74.38 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 18603. | Maximus (maximus_09smart) | 74.38 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 18604. | baller (isuckballs123) | 74.38 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 18605. | sendiri (sendiri) | 74.38 | 96% | 2013-01-28 |
| 18606. | MooD (xslel) | 74.38 | 95% | 2020-04-04 |
| 18607. | Shashy (shashy) | 74.38 | 88% | 2017-02-14 |
| 18608. | Patrick Jason (patrickjason91) | 74.38 | 97% | 2012-01-22 |
| 18609. | Instagram @janeywheels (cut... | 74.37 | 80% | 2017-05-28 |
| 18610. | Buruiana (sebihp2007) | 74.37 | 95% | 2015-08-07 |
| 18611. | Joshua (buckerts) | 74.37 | 96% | 2018-03-10 |
| 18612. | nonoloolz (nonoloolz) | 74.37 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 18613. | Patrik (hickarn) | 74.37 | 92% | 2012-10-27 |
| 18614. | Nick (nspinner) | 74.37 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 18615. | Leo (kalbshirn) | 74.37 | 92% | 2013-02-06 |
| 18616. | Deus (deus) | 74.37 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 18617. | kalxoz (kalxoz97) | 74.36 | 95.4% | 2023-09-21 |
| 18618. | Jayson (jaysonbt) | 74.36 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 18619. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 74.36 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 18620. | Danielle (winnie) | 74.36 | 95% | 2011-05-03 |
| 18621. | Brandon (deathdealer4) | 74.36 | 90% | 2014-11-15 |
| 18622. | long (longbui123) | 74.35 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |