So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34326. | tstats[blitztage] (blitztage) | 42.93 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 34327. | Konstantinos (kontak) | 42.93 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
| 34328. | Steve (winaymarka) | 42.93 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 34329. | 레나 (hddjec_jfei) | 42.92 | 94% | 2023-07-23 |
| 34330. | Prattoy (novaprattoy) | 42.92 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 34331. | Mark (zhacarias) | 42.92 | 86% | 2015-04-11 |
| 34332. | Pete (bgblokjny) | 42.92 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| 34333. | Tom (tomnuk) | 42.91 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
| 34334. | YoPaPa (yopapnosuck_) | 42.91 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 34335. | Chung (sunnylee) | 42.91 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 34336. | ElTrappo (el_trappo88) | 42.90 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 34337. | David (davyneat) | 42.90 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
| 34338. | Jacob (marriedforlife134) | 42.90 | 85% | 2014-05-03 |
| 34339. | Drakka (drakkathedark) | 42.88 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 34340. | Chris (clcastillo) | 42.88 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 34341. | nguyen (nguyenchithanh) | 42.88 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 34342. | Batkhishig (btkshg) | 42.87 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 34343. | amr (blackmailer) | 42.87 | 89% | 2015-01-29 |
| 34344. | CHETAN (chetanghediya) | 42.87 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 34345. | ANJAY (ariajoes) | 42.86 | 93% | 2023-04-26 |
| 34346. | Said (porta_said) | 42.86 | 92% | 2022-12-26 |
| 34347. | MimaJoyce (mimacoy) | 42.86 | 97% | 2013-07-30 |
| 34348. | blickwn (blickwn) | 42.86 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 34349. | doan (muoimuoi) | 42.86 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 34350. | fire (vivek_saini07) | 42.86 | 92% | 2014-02-04 |
| 34351. | novantix (novantix) | 42.86 | 85% | 2016-11-20 |
| 34352. | Suresh (sures) | 42.85 | 91% | 2012-01-04 |
| 34353. | Liviu (lywyu) | 42.85 | 83% | 2014-11-11 |
| 34354. | Nyx (darkforrest) | 42.85 | 93% | 2021-02-03 |
| 34355. | Jose (josemunoz) | 42.85 | 87% | 2016-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |