I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2988. | MNM (mnmnour) | 111.85 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2989. | Ben (gummzee) | 111.85 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 2990. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 111.84 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 2991. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 111.84 | 98.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2992. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 111.83 | 99% | 2024-02-09 |
| 2993. | Douglas (ossmando) | 111.82 | 99% | 2017-12-02 |
| 2994. | Joshua (joshcslim) | 111.81 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 2995. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 111.81 | 100% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2996. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 111.81 | 99.7% | 2023-06-12 |
| 2997. | An (buithienan15) | 111.76 | 98.1% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2998. | Max (cyanite) | 111.75 | 100% | 2023-02-18 |
| 2999. | more wins plz (xaozo) | 111.75 | 99% | 2022-04-16 |
| 3000. | Twinkie (shellyshells) | 111.75 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 3001. | J (windycruse) | 111.75 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 3002. | fxala (fxalaaa) | 111.75 | 96% | 2025-03-19 |
| 3003. | peepee (gamerman2000) | 111.75 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3004. | Speedy Gonzalez (speedygonz... | 111.73 | 98% | 2024-11-29 |
| 3005. | Dan (bstacks100) | 111.73 | 98.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 3006. | Mark (mesm) | 111.72 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 3007. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 111.72 | 96.7% | 2025-02-05 |
| 3008. | pomgie (achan66) | 111.72 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 3009. | Jun (impressed) | 111.72 | 96.6% | 2023-05-14 |
| 3010. | Arefin Sadek (arefin007) | 111.72 | 97% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3011. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 111.71 | 99% | 2022-04-30 |
| 3012. | uuind (uuind) | 111.71 | 97.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 3013. | jacob (specterr) | 111.71 | 97.8% | 2023-12-29 |
| 3014. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 111.71 | 98.7% | 2024-03-24 |
| 3015. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 111.70 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 3016. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 111.70 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
| 3017. | Mango (mangotdm) | 111.68 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |