Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5855. | binaypau (binaypau) | 87.77 | 99.1% | 2024-06-26 |
| 5856. | Tristan (xdtristan) | 87.77 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 5857. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 87.77 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 5858. | Jason (cbracketdash) | 87.76 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
| 5859. | Dinner (dindinlicker) | 87.76 | 90% | 2017-03-08 |
| 5860. | torovolts (torovolts) | 87.75 | 96% | 2024-05-31 |
| 5861. | Jack (touvski) | 87.75 | 98.7% | 2025-04-26 |
| 5862. | Jack (j0em0m) | 87.75 | 95.9% | 2025-01-13 |
| 5863. | Ryan (nitekat) | 87.74 | 97% | 2024-07-16 |
| 5864. | Aryan (aryanakr) | 87.74 | 98.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| 5865. | Blake (blake_type) | 87.74 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5866. | juzerr (markopokupecc) | 87.74 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5867. | Vache (vacheka) | 87.73 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 5868. | veryangrygermanykid (veryan... | 87.72 | 99.6% | 2024-08-22 |
| 5869. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 87.72 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 5870. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 87.70 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 5871. | B (bsauter29) | 87.68 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 5872. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 87.68 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 5873. | Golden (golden99) | 87.67 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5874. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 87.67 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5875. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 87.66 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5876. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 87.66 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5877. | hjfeldy (hjfeldy) | 87.65 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 5878. | Jose (joseyatano) | 87.65 | 97.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5879. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 87.64 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 5880. | Zach (spacepope) | 87.63 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 5881. | Michael (mikenike52899) | 87.63 | 96% | 2025-05-08 |
| 5882. | Nate (thatguyx) | 87.63 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 5883. | Felix (keifen) | 87.62 | 95% | 2022-09-17 |
| 5884. | mfs (mfs_racer) | 87.62 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |