The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20955. | keppy (kexoso) | 70.21 | 96.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 20956. | Bruh (nicesuu) | 70.21 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 20957. | EAT (nooodless) | 70.21 | 92% | 2016-10-11 |
| 20958. | Maxwell (mlarson) | 70.21 | 92% | 2015-07-30 |
| 20959. | Desiigner (desiignerkekw) | 70.20 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 20960. | FixioMG (fixio) | 70.20 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 20961. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 70.20 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 20962. | . (rryanhh) | 70.20 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
| 20963. | tonghua (tonghua) | 70.20 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 20964. | Gregorio (dervock) | 70.20 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 20965. | boaz (boaz) | 70.20 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 20966. | George (gkuzler) | 70.19 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 20967. | Gabriel (gabp) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 20968. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 70.19 | 93% | 2021-10-05 |
| 20969. | BB (bdl26c) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 20970. | Kalle (magnussk) | 70.19 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 20971. | Bryan (bryan_shao) | 70.18 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20972. | Benjamin (crazychaz) | 70.18 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 20973. | slowaf (slwofa) | 70.18 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 20974. | Dev (devgupta55) | 70.18 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 20975. | ronin (bronin) | 70.18 | 92% | 2013-01-24 |
| 20976. | fauzi (fauzidante) | 70.18 | 96% | 2012-05-26 |
| 20977. | Michael (pigophone) | 70.17 | 91% | 2014-10-20 |
| 20978. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 70.17 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 20979. | agus (choromaster) | 70.17 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 20980. | arun (arunnari) | 70.17 | 92% | 2015-03-21 |
| 20981. | kappa (kappakon) | 70.16 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 20982. | Fungi (fungifriend) | 70.16 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 20983. | Lim (junlim2804) | 70.16 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 20984. | adin (tappineapple) | 70.16 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |