And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14882. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 88.00 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 14883. | Rikesh (rikesh) | 88.00 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 14884. | joey (r00sh) | 88.00 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 14885. | Steven (booreck) | 88.00 | 96% | 2016-06-21 |
| 14886. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 87.99 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
| 14887. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 87.99 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 14888. | Bob (bobpopp) | 87.99 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 14889. | Tom (varaxo) | 87.98 | 93% | 2012-10-27 |
| 14890. | Owen (od3stroyer) | 87.98 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 14891. | Go Go Goooo! (gogocarol) | 87.98 | 97% | 2011-05-05 |
| 14892. | Jeydon (ijeydon) | 87.98 | 95% | 2014-04-15 |
| 14893. | Bennett (coolnarwhal88) | 87.98 | 94% | 2014-03-03 |
| 14894. | Plommon (plommon) | 87.98 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 14895. | Tapas (wokando) | 87.97 | 96% | 2014-07-01 |
| 14896. | Baris (bseber) | 87.97 | 94% | 2015-02-01 |
| 14897. | Manoj (chvsmanoj) | 87.97 | 94% | 2013-10-23 |
| 14898. | Bryan (bryan_shao) | 87.96 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14899. | Rachel (rachieedc) | 87.96 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 14900. | Jack (jackwhitten238) | 87.96 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 14901. | Ian (ducky34) | 87.96 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 14902. | Henry (fastypr) | 87.96 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 14903. | Dark (monevtna) | 87.96 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 14904. | Hiroki (hiroki) | 87.96 | 93% | 2011-06-17 |
| 14905. | Zeus (zeus) | 87.96 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 14906. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 87.96 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 14907. | Dabber (xzy331) | 87.95 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14908. | tids (tids) | 87.95 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 14909. | Jake (wavegamble) | 87.95 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| 14910. | 吳 (niky1979125) | 87.95 | 94% | 2012-12-26 |
| 14911. | Kiddo (dido) | 87.94 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |